Everyday Funny 100% Cotton Dish Towel
These hand printed dish towels have broad assortment of whimsical and humorous sayings.
Approximately 16" X 26"
- Durable Herringbone Weave with attractive border design
- Absorbent and Practical
- Machine Washable
- 100% Cotton
Available Saying:
"Good Moms Let You Lick the Beaters. Great Moms Turn Them Off First"
"Best Friends Don't Just Each Other. They judge other people Together."
"Did You Know That 2 or 3 Glasses of Wine Per Day, can reduce your risk of giving a damn?"
"I Named My Dog "5 Miles" So I Can Tell People I walk 5 miles everyday"
"Apparently, wine is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?".
"A friend knows when to pour the wine. A real friend knows when to stop pouring and just hand over the bottle. "
"Yesterday my Husband saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything. Today, I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom."
"My Dog’s not spoiled. I’m just well trained"
"My Cat’s not spoiled. I’m just well trained"
"Mr. Rogers did not really prepare me for the people in my neighborhood."
"If you had to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny for the rest of your life, which one would you choose...Red or White?"
"As we get older our secrets are safe with our friends because they can't remember them either."
"You'll always be my best friend. You know too much."
"What happens at grandma’s stays at grandma’s!"
"Yesterday my Husband saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything. Today, I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom."
"I've had my patience tested. I'm negative!"
"My alarm doesn't have a snooze button. It had PAWS."
"I Hate It When I See An Old Person, and Then Realize We Went To School Together"
"Born To Be Wild…But Only Until Around 9 PM"
"Finally Fixed That Annoying Noise in My Car"
"I Now Know How It Will End For Me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone!"
"A new study says drinking wine prolongs your life. Looks like I'm gonna live forever!"
"Beware of Dogs. They will steal your heart."
"The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it!
Going to bed early, not leaving my house, not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
"When you're with your best friend, it doesn't matter whose idea it was, as long as your alibis match!"
"Life doesn't come with guarantees ..just know that smiling will brighten your face. Laughter will brighten your day, and good friends will brighten your life."
I choose my friends how I like my cocktails…strong, fabulous and with a twist.
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